A little dirty ol' bar
with the same ol' drunks as last week
Beat up guitar case leans on the wall
Popcorn by the back door
nudie pictures in the stalls
Another damn open mic down at Shabooms

Longneck PBR and rot-gut whiskey
Spliffs and cigarettes out in the back
I ain't always sure
but i'm pretty sure someone's smoking crack
Another damn open mic down at Shabooms

Well the music's always rockin'
and the beer is always cold
the next youngest person in this bar
looks like he's 125 years old

Dick Frost runs the show behind his 6 string
Kathy Sabine always holds downt he beat
It's the best house band in all the land
and it's all just down the street
Another damn open mic down at Shabooms